According to sources, members of the Middle Eastern terrorist group Al-Qaeda have bombed three villages in Afghanistan last Tuesday in hopes of becoming contestants on NBC’s newest reality show “Real Housewives DC.” The radical Islamist group laid down improvised explosive devices in the three small villages of Towraghondi, Hainrid, and Adghis, late Monday night so
that the bombs would detonate early Tuesday morning as the townspeople went about their daily business. Immediately following the fatal explosions, the Al Qaeda members offered their story to the highest bidding news source, and have already engaged in talks with television executives and publishing companies about a selling their story. Malikh al Nafar, one of the bombers, has posted pictures on his facebook of him and his accomplices wiring the bombs in a war-torn shack, planting the bomb behind the marketplace in Adghis, and celebrating the victory in a cave. The terrorist group hopes to contend alongside Michaela and Tareq Salahi in the show which airs in January of 2010.
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