OBAMA WANTS BILL MAHER’S OPINION ON HEALTH CARE

Washington DC - White house spokesman Robert Gibbs, in a recent press conference at the White House, announced that Barack Obama will not make any more moves on health care until he is informed of comedian Bill Maher’s opinion on the issue. The snarky comedian is known for his HBO special Real Time With Bill Maher, along with his stand-up comedy career and recent documentary Religulous. Despite Obama meeting with the nation’s top experts on the issue, Gibbs announced that “without Maher’s all knowing opinion on health care and all things in general, the President will cease to do anything more.” Maher is frequently seen on late-night television programs, gracing American audiences with his often cynical views on the state of American politics and society. Tonight show host Conan O’Brien is thrilled every time Maher takes the time to share some of his socio-political wisdom with the masses. “You know, Maher could be doing other things with his life,” Conan issued over a telephone interview, “but instead he takes the time to come to our humble little studio and put me and the rest of America in their place by shedding some light on issues that America just can’t understand without him.” Although he holds no degree in political science and never worked within the government in any capacity, Maher is a rare talent that seems to almost transcend that type of work. Obama will give him the highest treatment upon his visit and will be listening with pen and paper in hand. Gibbs answered a reporter by saying, “Look, Maher represents the highest beacon of Truth in this country, and without his egocentric hostility which always prioritizes raw fact over fiction, this country will cease to make any more moves.” Maher will also be performing in Las Vegas on Tuesday, September 15th, and Wednesday, September 16th. To get your tickets, go to ticketmaster.com.