YOUR BEHAVIOR SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR

Scientists at U.C.L.A. have determined through a series of studies that what you do and how you behave reveal a lot about your personality. “This is the most riveting finding in the field of pop psychology,” said chief scientist of the project Bill Hershee and his team --who have researched everything from what your smile says about you to what your pair of shoes says about your sexual performance -- have managed to really find the exact methodology for all those curious to know more about their true selves. The scientists, funded by a 40 million dollar grant, found that such things as how you spend your Sunday mornings or whether you’re nice to strangers or not truly reveal the nature of your personality. “These results are absolutely astounding,” says 34 year old systems manager Kent Clark, one of those studied over the 4 week research process. “The team concluded that because I never yell and because I let friends crash in my apartment if they need to, that I’m a down-to-earth guy. It’s so true.” Rachel Salza, 59 year old exterminator, was also amazed at the results which found her to be quite aggressive after noticing her inclination to argue with strangers, cut other drivers off on the road, and her four failed marriages. If you are interested in identifying what type of personality, you have, Dr. Hershee offers a few tips. “If you usually take charge at board meetings or like walking at the front of the line, you probably have leadership qualities,. If you don’t talk or socialize much, you may be a quiet person and if you’re have a lot of worries in life, you’re probably a worried person.” For more information on Dr. Hershee’s studies, go to www.thesoothesayernews.blogger.com/UCLA.