Saturday, February 6, 2010

LEAD DISCOVERED IN TOYOTA CARS

Following the faulty brake pedals found in Toyota cars, federal investigators also discovered the infamously banned element, lead, on the brake pedals themselves. Besides being unable to stop without dangerously skidding, the Toyota Corolla, Toyota Sequoia, and over a dozen other lines have brake pedals laced with the same kind of lead found in many children's toys made in Asia. "Even though the brake pedals are made out of a hard plastic alloy, we felt it imperative to also taint the material with lead," said Toyota president Akio Toyoda. "We did this mostly because we wanted to appear in The Soothsayer website. Very funny satire. More people should read."

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