MEDIA STILL NOT CURED FROM ITS CASE OF SWINE FLU

After a one week stay at John Hopkins Hospital in Maryland, the Media is still not cured of its case of swine flu. The Media contracted the flu back in April of 2009 when the pandemic broke out, and has been in and out of hospitals ever since. Dr. Lori-Ann Silverman researched the Media’s case and says it has been quite serious and intrusive. “The Media’s specific H1N1 strain is pretty bad. It has been repeatedly showing signs of sickness every 10 minutes,” Silverman says. Lab tests of the Media’s blood samples have also been quite misleading and varied. Silverman’s team conducted numerous tests which at some points reported the flu strain to be weak and on its way out, yet at other times tests showed the flu to be ever-present in the Media. “Just when you think the Media has recovered, its case shows signs of acting up again. You really can’t tell,” Silverman adds. What makes the Media’s case especially severe is that it already has previous medical problems such as Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity.