FLAMBOYANT GROUPS ANGRY AT NEGATIVE IMAGE GAYS CAST ON THEM

SAN FRANCISCO - A huge upset emerged in the San Francisco area last Friday when an association that defends the interests of flamboyant citizens staged a protest against the negative image homosexuals cast on their lifestyle. The Flamboyant League Advocating and Meliorating Eccentric Rituals (FLAMER) staged a protest outside a Gay Rights Organization building, replete with rainbow colored banners and near-naked men covered in gold paint dancing around platforms in pink thongs and peacock feathered hair. “We do not want our fabulous lifestyles tarnished by homosexuality. It is our constitutional right to choose to wear glitter makeup and tight neon yellow electric pants without being viciously slandered as sinful gays bound for hell,” exclaimed FLAMER vice-president Bruce Manzoni with his wife of twenty years and three children by his side. The crowd consisted of 120 dancing and stripping men, some picketing, others feathering each other with colorful peacock feathers. “I just want to be able to go to a bar with other single men and have Elton John playing in the background without being associated with these demonic faggots,” said FLAMER board member and ordained priest Eugene Obright. Showing his support through a satellite appearance was Texas Republican senator John Cornyn who said that any man should be able to intensely rub his body against other men’s genitals in public restrooms and not be cast as a “sinful homosexual, ruining the wonderful tradition and morality of this country.”